A man discovers an iceberg dildo in the shape of a giant penis

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by Yaron Steinbuch

May 2, 2023 | 10:03 a.m

This iceberg could catch the Titanic cold.

Ken Pretty, a photographer from the Canadian town of Dildo, fanned out to capture a hunk of ice that unmistakably resembled a giant erect penis.

There was no bone-chilling shrink for this colossal penis, which measures 30 feet long — and also features a pair of giant gonads.

Jamila noticed Bonner Berg flying his drone off the coast of Newfoundland in an area known, appropriately, as Conception Bay, The Toronto Star reported.

“Only in Newfoundland,” he said, laughing.

“The likeness is — you know, it’s good, right? It’s unreal how much she looked like a part of a man’s anatomy,” Pretty said.

lens he told the Guardian: “Looking from the ground, it wasn’t quite as obvious. But once I got hold of the drone, it was unreal how it looked — well, you know…”

And that was just the tip of the iceberg.

As expected, the standout monolith proved to be a social media icebreaker, with one woman dubbing it “Dickie Berg.”

“That name definitely stuck,” Pretty told the Guardian.

“Solid Frozen,” someone online commented.

Another said, “I thought the cold water made them shrink.”

Unfortunately, the big penis didn’t last long — it broke down the day after Pretty took the photo, which made waves all over the world.

In the spring, icebergs float from the north into the waters of Newfoundland and Labrador, where tourists and residents eagerly await their arrival, according to the Star.

The government of Newfoundland and Labrador has also created the Iceberg Finder website, which allows hobbyists to upload photos and location data about ice visitors.

According to the Canadian Ice Service, more than 200 icebergs have been spotted off the coast of Newfoundland alone as of last week.

Diane Davis, who runs a Facebook group for iceberg fishermen in the county, he told CBC.

“If the trend holds, we should see them in May and June, too. Mother Nature only gave us a handful last year,” she added.

Pretty noticed that the name of his hometown added to the fun.

“It’s all in good fun. Everyone worries about the cost of living these days,” he told the Guardian. “But if this berg can put a smile on people’s faces, then it’s all worth it.”